Broken recipes and burnt mistakes
She's got no love for this fancy toy
Old-fashioned ways make her feel like a girl
Pauline's got a gadget but she ain't impressed
Every air fryer meal her heart it breaks
With every beep she rolls her eyes
Got an air fryer sittin and it gives her no rest
Every recipe's a mystery wrapped in smoke
Wishing for simpler times under the skies
Rememberin the days of a trusty old pan
She's got no patience for this modern bloke
Her fried chicken now brings no joy
Now this gizmo makes her kitchen a fray
Eighty-five years and she's seen it all
Stirrin up trouble in her peaceful life
She misses her stove that's genuine antique
She's a culinary queen from back in the day
But Pauline keeps waging her personal fight
Long before machines made meals so bland
Pauline's air fryer givin her strife
Neighbors rave about this modern might
Knobs and buttons makin' her feel weak
She's a classic lady in a techy world
But this contraption's the bane of her hall