The horror film clown, haunting their night
It's only my pride that feels the rage
For a fool's life may not bring fame or acclaim
They gather to watch my antics and clowning
When my jokes fall flat, and I die on stage
They find me eerie, a figure of fright
But I'd rather be Maximus, fierce and renowned
I'm the court jester, the fool from the past
Movies squeezed into ten-hour series
On second thought, maybe a gladiator's fate
Fighting for glory, not this jester's role
But my act never quite seems to fit the bill
Binge till your eyes glaze, numb mind wearies
Oh, how I wish I were a gladiator bold
You crave diversion, spectacle, and thrill
You seek your dopamine with such ease
Isn't as glorious as they narrate
Entertaining the masses, in a role I've been cast
From gladiator fights to streaming sprees
As the crowd cheers, a deafening sound
But as soon as I leave, they start their frowning
I jump through hoops, tell stale jokes, get bruised
Are you not entertained? Are you not amused?
But I guess it beats being ripped apart, maimed
The crowd's wild roar, the thrill of the fight
Swords and sandals, the crowd's thunderous roar
Slaying lions, not jesting for this jaded town
Thank you, and good night.
Not my severed head rolling on the ground
So I'll keep my motley, my red nose, my jest
But most had a gory, unpleasant plight
Not stuck in this circus, forever the bore
Entertaining you fickle folk at my best